John Mayer thinks the body of former talk show host Ricki Lake is a wonderland ... or something. According to the New York Post, upon meeting Ricki at a holiday party on Tuesday, the ever-effervescent Mayer said: "I've had a crush on you for two years." Huh. They switched numbers and proceeded to text throughout the night.
Just when we thought things couldn't get more strange than the brief coupling of Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen, it does. Like we said before, when Cher and Michael Phelps start dating, we are so done with this column. [Page Six/NYP; Express]
» WHY IS THIS CONSIDERED NEWS? Seriously, why are there headlines about the fact that Posh sleeps in the buff with Becks? What's next? Kate Winslet flosses? Tom Cruise likes couches? [AP via Yahoo! News]
» BEST '24' PLOTLINE EVER: Yeah yeah, Keifer Sutherland is serving 48 days for his DUI. But we really think it's just a ploy to keep us Jack Bauer fans in suspense about whether this will affect the upcoming season of "24." [People]
